Is it my birthday?
When I first saw this, I thought it was some Perez Hilton project, but no. Ladies and gentlemen, Harper Beckham threw up on herself yesterday.
HOW EMBARRASSING.
The only thing more mortifying than being seen with Tom Cruise is publicly vomiting while barefoot. Gosh, I hope Baby Harper is okay!
Meanwhile, I can barely contain my glee.
Does anybody remember Harper Beckham? I feel like she and I should have an informal strategy session now that Blue Carter has arrived. You know what they say… The frenemy of my frenemy is my new business partner.
:D.
There are some disturbing rumors going around that I am writing a children’s book. Where do they get this stuff?
Obviously I write in my free time, but I am way beyond children’s books, people. My latest project is a collection of short stories reimagining Shakespeare’s historical plays as modern-day allegories of European politics.
Seriously, these tabloids can be really hurtful sometimes.
